was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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