Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Randomize
