I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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