It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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