u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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