Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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