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(+44): View more from England

Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.

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(410): View more from Maryland

you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma

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(315): View more from New York

found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before

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(250): View more from British Columbia

How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...

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(928): View more from Arizona

Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.

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