Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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