im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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