ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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