i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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