see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
either way he was missing a nipple.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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