I can text with my tongue
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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