is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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