this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
