When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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