you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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