Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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