I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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