Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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