i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
barbara walters just said penis...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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