So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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