I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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