WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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