Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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