piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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