windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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