what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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