Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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