When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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