I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just invented taco cereal.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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