After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
40s are totally the cure
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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