Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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