Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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