I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
