I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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