I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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