vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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