I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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