He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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