I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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