we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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