have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I will pee on everything he values.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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