I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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