K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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