did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Who died my cat blue again?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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