At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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