Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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