i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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