I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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