My room smells like vodka and shame
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
not ubering you a puppy
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
