if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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