Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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