I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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